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Sunday, July 22, 2007

The 25 Best Things Abt Being Single.
Ah, the joys of singleton..Live It Up!!

1. You can do whatever you darn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face
3. You don't having to think about birth control, calendars or ovulation.
4. You can go out and flirt as much as your heart desires, without a worry in the world.
5. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
6. You can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
7. You don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
8. You can spend as much time as you want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground.
9. You don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
10. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
11. You are free at a party or bar to talk to who you please, and you don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
12. You can buy what you want at the grocery store. So what if you want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?
13. You can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
14. No more checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes or no to an invitation. You can accept on the spot.
15. You can be happy with who you are, not who he wants you to be.
16. If you are depressed or mad at the world for a few minutes, you don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
17. You can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, or whatever) without being asked, 'What do you need that for?
18. You don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
19. No one is going to get insulted when you spend the day at the beach checking out the lifeguards.
20. You can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
21. You can spend your paycheck on what you want.
22. You don't have to worry if he will or won't call.
23. No more arguments about things you can't explain.
24. Not only are your dinners free when you go out on those first dates, but they take you out to nice places.
25. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, you can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.

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Sometimes, it's not a matter of time that things happen/are happening.
It is not about whether it is fast or not.
It's not a matter of wanting to take things slow.
But it's all about wanting to move.
Sometimes, the brain controls the heart.
And sometimes, the heart is the decision maker.
The situation makes one decide. With the brain. Or with the heart.
But whatever it is, never assume if you don't know the real situation.
Never. Because if u assume, they guess, then who confirm?

I try so hard can't seem to get away from misery

I try so hard will always be a victim of these streets

it ain't my fault cause I...tried to get away but trouble follows me and

still I try so hard hoping one day you'll come and rescue me

but until then, I'll be posted up right here rain sleet hail snow

but until then...I'll be posted up right here with my heat getting dough